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Tuesday, 13 May 2014

Solange memes

Ok I am not really a meme guy, but if you're on any social networking platform it is impossible to escape them, like trying not to tread in dog excrement whilst walking through a dog shit infested park at night. So most of us have seen the video of Solange Knowles doing her best impression of Jean Claude Van Damme in Kick Boxer. Practising her moves on her brother in law Jay-z who wasn't a willing sparring partner. Her violent attack on him in that elevator has sparked a online meme frenzy across twitter, instagram and Facebook. Out of all them I've picked the ones that did make me giggle...a little.


HAHAHA that grin though

I loled out loud to this one

Not really a meme but still a giggle

Well we all get the pun here

The malevolent treatment of Tim Sherwood



It was coming, we could all see it coming, like the Di Matteo sacking a few seasons ago, you just knew like Abramovich Levy didn’t have much faith in Tim Sherwood to take the club to where he envisions it to be, only seeing him as a stop gap, a band aid on a bullet wound, water instead of milk on your cereal…you catch my drift a means to a end. I think Sherwood did a good job, it was never going to be an easy one and I believe he did well. I also think the way in which Spurs have treated him during his tenure to be utterly disgraceful. Sherwood was one of their own, a much liked figure at the club who was a Spurs player during his career, going on to work at the club as a technical co-ordinator, to then to answer the call to take over from AVB to only be much maligned and treated with contempt during his managerial reign.

Do I believe as Sherwood said himself If he was in charge for the whole season he would have guided Tottenham to a top 4 finish ‘No!’ I don’t believe anyone could have got Tottenahm fourth place this season. Not even Paul Daniels and his a magician.  It would have taken a miracle, a Derren Brown magic trick of epic proportions for Tottenham to finish fourth, for one sole fact, the sale of Gareth Bale. You can’t expect to sell your best players and push on, Bale was their match winner plain and simple, he scored 8 winning goals last season, literally winning games for Tottenham himself. Then you sell him, going on to buy 7 players, 7 players who have never played in the Premier league, if the addictive football simulator game ‘Football Manager’ has taught anyone is that ‘too many new signings in a short space of time can upset the balance and rhythm of your team’.  This was ever so apparent in the early stages of this season, Tottenham were out of sorts, the balance of the team was all over the place.  Couple this with the fact AVB didn’t want half of these players makes a recipe for disaster.

Sherwood came in and steadied the ship. He said he felt like a "supply teacher", with players being told by their agents he would not be at the club next season.  How any manager could work under these conditions is a mystery, you wake up to endless sport gossip columns of this manager and that manager being linked with your job, while your barley into a 12 month contract, your fending off questions about ‘will you still be the manager next season?’  on a regular basis, it’s embarrassing and it comes from the top. If Levy was supportive of Sherwood squashing all qualms, it would have stopped the humiliating questions and articles, but he didn’t which I see as disrespectful to Tim Sherwood.

Sherwood was the 12th Manager to be sacked this season, in a climate where it’s the done thing to hire foreign managers for the top teams rather than English ones. I believe Sherwood will be back at another club to showcase his evident managerial abilities.