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Tuesday 10 December 2013

Kano - Puppets and Strings Produced by The Zombie Kids Review















I have been waiting for a new track from Kano for a while, and with his latest release he hasn’t disappointed. This tune is pure genius, lyrically and production wise, (produced by Zombie Kids) the hook of this track is off the wall, if you want to learn how to do a hook properly then pay attention to this one. When it drops it makes me want to rip my shirt of and start doing mad Labyrinth skanks (it really does expect the ripping the shirt of part)


If you're a Kano fan then the lyrics of the song will resonant with you strongly. In true Slick Rick style he tells of his career to date the highs, the lows and his future wants and wishes he doesn’t hold back it’s an honest account, a artist pouring his heart out I feel the tears and heart he put into this track.  A lot of people have compared this to his highly revived track ‘Layer Cake’ in terms of the lyrical content and message.  They are diversely different in terms of the beat, Layer Cake was very sombre, Puppets and Strings is a lot more up tempo with the hook which will make you want to get up and skank.

You can listen and download the track for free off Kano’s official Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/therealkano/kano-puppets-strings

Thursday 5 December 2013

The internet makes people say stupid stuff: Vol 1

The internet is a place that brings out the Mr Hyde in us. In public we're nice as pie benevolent people of the highest nature at home on the internet, we're creepy perverts sending cock pics to girls who never asked for one. In this blog entry I will be dissecting the stupid stuff people say on the internet

I will hazard a guess that maybe her choice of men is the reason why she is 37, single, not married and putting her pin on a website for any stranger to add.




















The Youth of today such gentlemen
















The saying she isn't asking for much in a man has never rang truer 



















This guy has killa girl game



























Yep you can just pop to Westfields and buy one darling









































Girls that wear Beanie Hats






















If you see a chick and she is wearing a Beanie she probably

Likes House Music

She probably jumped on the House music bandwagon, when Funky House died out.  Now all you can hear her talking about is cutting shapes….this time next year she probably won’t even be listening to house.

She can be seen regularly in Shoreditch, Hackney, Dalston

If she left any of these areas she would probably get a nosebleed, and the only time she does leave is to go to Stratford Westfield to buy more beanies

She knocks back Ket and MDMA likes its Lambrini
Yeah pretty much self-explanatory

She dances weird
That will be the all the Ket and MDMA she has taken, making her cut shapes like she's having an epileptic fit

She’s a Sweaty mess
Skanking out wearing a beany equals a sweat-fest

Probably has Nike Blazers to give with the beanie
And a pair of Jordans......yep she is a Fad Whore