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Saturday 29 June 2013

Because you wear a pair of Nike Air Maxs now doesn't make you trendy















Because you wear a pair of Nike Air Maxs doesn't automatically make you trendy. I'm seeing people rocking them like they have just come out like they are a new brand of trainer. You have come late to the party all the hot girls have vacated. Guys in the manor (endz, the bits, the hood whatever you want to call it) have been rocking a Air Maxs’ from day dot certain guys come out off the womb in a pair of Air Max's

Now you have EVERY sweaty smelly hipster from Shoreditch to Dalston and EVERY doughnut Essex boy with their extra small sized t-shirts strangling themselves with their top button of their shirts done up to moronic orange skinned Essex birds rocking them literally battering them to death like CHAVs’ did with Lyle and Scott

We have peeps jumping on this bandwagon because some moron of the tele who goes out in ski goggles wears them. In all honesty I have never been an Air max fan too black for me like playing basketball, breakdancing and any other black stereotype.

I'm joking just used that to set up my next paragraph that air Max's are hood trainers they are associated as an integral part of the rude boy uniform. From way way back when. I don't know where I'm going with this paragraph but you get the jest. (Lazy writing)

Who knows maybe TN's will come back in fashion

Saturday 8 June 2013

Modern Love


I don’t believe in the notion of a soul mate or the one. I think there are many potential ‘soul mates’ (hate that term) out there for us. It’s all about timing and the right moment. So basically when you have your shit together, grown tired of sleeping with random women or men or just matured like a fine red wine.

How do you know you have met your Lois Lane?
If you know me, you will know I love comic books, if you don’t know – Lois Lane is Superman’s woman and is one of pop cultures endearing romances, but I digress. So how do you know you have met your Lois Lane? Here is a checklist

  • He/she puts up with the stupid annoying shit you do and you can put up with theirs too. 
  • He/she makes you want to be a better person 
  • You enjoy spending time with them even when sex isn’t on the menu 
  • You’re able to learn of each other 

That’s it really (in my opinion)