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Thursday, 5 December 2013

Girls that wear Beanie Hats






















If you see a chick and she is wearing a Beanie she probably

Likes House Music

She probably jumped on the House music bandwagon, when Funky House died out.  Now all you can hear her talking about is cutting shapes….this time next year she probably won’t even be listening to house.

She can be seen regularly in Shoreditch, Hackney, Dalston

If she left any of these areas she would probably get a nosebleed, and the only time she does leave is to go to Stratford Westfield to buy more beanies

She knocks back Ket and MDMA likes its Lambrini
Yeah pretty much self-explanatory

She dances weird
That will be the all the Ket and MDMA she has taken, making her cut shapes like she's having an epileptic fit

She’s a Sweaty mess
Skanking out wearing a beany equals a sweat-fest

Probably has Nike Blazers to give with the beanie
And a pair of Jordans......yep she is a Fad Whore

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