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Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Girls who speak with slang

There is nothing more unattractive then hearing girls talk like rude boys with slang. Sounding like they could be Giggs’s hype man. 

‘Thats ard bodied’
‘On this ting’
‘Wa gwan’
‘Im a boss’

Please shut up your making my ears bleed.  When I hear girls refer to themselves as ‘I’m a boss’ I literally piss myself like a poorly potty trained toddler. ‘I’m a boss’ how can anyone sit there and not cringe when you have a lady describing herself as gangster a Gee, but I digress, guys who talk like this sound utterly ridiculous 100 per cent of the time but hearing girls talk like that...well that is a whole different level of ridiculous, but what is even worse is when women into their mid 30’s talk like this. It just makes me want to pick up a Collins Dictionary and beat them around the head with and then a run up and a whack with a Thesaurus hopefully both will have a positive effect.   

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