Rude Boys

If you're 16 and below and act like a rude boy you can be forgiven as you’re still a ‘boy’ a definition of a ‘boy’ is ‘A young male human, usually child or adolescent. When he becomes an adult he's described as a man.’

If you’re are above the age of 16 and still acting like a rude boy you're ‘pathetic’ If your struggling to figure out what a Rude boy is let me give you a definition of one:

They look like they have fallen out of a JD sports catalogue

They talk like Sloth out of the Goonies.
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Rude Boys can usually be heard saying things like:

‘Money over everything’

‘Money over hoes’

‘My mixtape is dropping soon’

‘Fuck the Police’

‘Can I have the two piece meal boss’

‘Ketchup and mayonnaise boss’

‘I got my last £20 and I’m gonna pick up a scores of weed’

‘Nah blud man don’t read books I’m not a batty man’

‘I can’t read fam’

‘I got beef with my baby mums’

I could go on. They also have a knack for blaming anything and everyone for their problems. For instance, I can’t read because of the lluminati, I can’t get a job because of the Illuminati , I got 4 kids by 4 different girls' because of the Illuminati, and so on. Certain girls love rude boys but that’s cool because these girls are just as dumb as the guys they like so they are welcome to each other. Rude boys rarely grow up hence the ‘boy’ in rude they still do the stuff they were doing when they was 15 when they are 35 but with suitable differences, instead of hanging outside the chicken shop, they hang outside the betting shop or the pub but doing the same thing. When they used to stand outside the chicken shop they could be seen not buying chicken when they stand outside the betting shop they can be seen not placing any bets, as they stand outside the pub they can be seen not buying drinks. Why is this? Because they are broke. Rude boys never have any money even when they have money.