I did a blog not too long ago on ‘What’s not wifey material’ so I have decided to do another but this time on what makes a guy not boyfriend material.
He rings you on private number
If every time he rings you, you find yourself always answering the call like this:
‘Hello whose this’
His just not hubby material. Why is he ringing you on private number some next shifty behaviour.
He only rings you at late night hours
Either his internet connection has cut out or his still on a dial up connection. He has no pornographic material to help him out in his hour of need. So he scrolls down his phone and he sees your number and thinks
‘This girl is so on me. I bet she will send me some pictures or even vids if I tell her I really miss her’
You’re not even a booty call you below a booty call you’re a five finger shovel, five knuckle shuffle, a flog the log, you’re genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion in other words you’re wank material. If he only rings you at late night hours he is just hubby material.
You only see him on the weekend when his drunk
His gone out raving or just out to a bar, not only has he not been successful in getting someone back he hasn’t even been successful in getting a 2:00am girl (basically the worse girls at kicking out time of a club who nobody was drunk enough to pick up) So he thinks of you, he rings your phone and you see him on your caller I.D. and you overjoyed to hear from him even though his drunk. He asks you can he come round yours; you’re like ‘Yes please do’. He comes round; drills you and leaves in the morning where you won't hear from him until the next time he has an unsuccessful night. This behaviour equals to him just not being hubby material.
The only time you go on a date is to his bedroom watching DVDs'
He doesn’t even care to take you to the pub or bar this equates to two things
1. He thinks your bum ugly but hasn’t had sex for a while so his desperate, but not desperate enough to be seen out in public with you.
2. No talking, no trying to disguise what he wants he just wants to DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!
His just not hubby material
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