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Thursday, 9 January 2014

The Dreaded One Worded Reply






 If you one word reply me I don’t care how sexy you’re or how big your tits are or how long your legs are I’m deleting your number. Straight delete, I’m going to edit contacts and Delete

There is nothing more annoying than when you text someone your courting a decent text which engages conversation only for them to text you 8 hours later with a one worded reply.  Yes we have all been there and we all know how fucking frustrating it is. Its even worse when they actual text you first, you reply back with an engaging text and they one word reply you….are you nuts?

Typical culprits of this unsavoury behaviour are:

People with huge egos

You know that girl or boy who think anybody who doesn’t find them attractive to be weird or strange. The Type of person who posts endless half naked Instagram pictures for likes to inflate their already over sized egos to bursting point.


Social networking Nitty

Due to them being on EVERY social networking site that's out there and every social networking mobile app imaginable. They have contracted a contagious disease called Megaily-gassed disease this is brought on by them interacting with complete strangers on the Internet who are drawn to them through half naked slaggy pictures and bare chested abs on display poutng pictures. These strangers in turn tell the said disease sufferer how wonderful they’re on a hourly basis resulting in Megaily-gassed disease. The main symptom of this is the person thinking their shit doesn’t stink and that everyone wants to fuck them. Giving them a false sense of invincibility believing they can one word reply everyone that comes into contact with them.

Just socially inept

That type of  ‘A Village is missing an Idiot’ type of person. It can’t be helped some people are just socially inept.  You know you’re talking to them and you start thinking ‘are they trying to mug me off?’ Then you realise ‘o shit that’s actual them being normal’

And finally they are just an arsehole. Anyone who tries to Bwoy you off (mug you off) after you have been nothing but nice to them is an arsehole and you should just delete their number



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