How you know you're a Black male

This blog entry is about the certain stuff us black men encounter on a regular basis:

White girls with big arses automatically think you want to fuck them

Non-black fat women automatically think you want to date them

White middle class girls from the suburbs will be scared of you.

White middle class man will automatically think they can buy drugs of you, or you will know someone who can sell to them

At any music concert you will at least be asked twice ‘mate you got any pills’

People will automatically think you’re a great dancer

People will automatically think you’re a fast runner and could easily out run the roadrunner

Your white friends humour towards you will always consist of things like this:

When the lights go out or you’re in a dark place they will always say ‘Where did he go?’

When you say your hungry someone will quickly say ‘Do you want rice and peas?’

When you go out for and someone asks what do you want, someone will pipe up and say  ‘Rum and coke’

You will always get the so is it true what they say about you guys?’ (down below if your lost)

You always fell shifty no matter what when you pass the police

 If anything goes missing amongst you and your non-black friends you automatically fell like the prime suspect