A typical failed attempt of a guy trying to get back into a
girls house.
Boy: Can I come back to yours?
Girl: No I am not that type of girl
Boy: Ok I just walk you to your front door
.... Later on at the front door
Now you’re thinking because you have walked her all the way
back talking to her and doing everything all those magazines say ‘Ask her loads of questions and let her talk
about herself’ hoping that she will think you’re not like the rest (which
you are) and that you’re a gentleman with her warming to the idea of letting
you back in so you ask again.
Boy: I really think your beautiful you going to let me in?
Girl: No because I know what will happen
Boy: Ok can I just
come in and use your toilet?
Girl: I am not going to fall for that one.
Boy: I promise you if
you let me in I won’t try anything we could just cuddle and stuff I make you a
cup of tea and taste (seriously clutching at straws now)
Girl: You have my number if you want to see me again text me
and we do something.
In reality you won’t ever text her unless it’s like 2:05 and
you’re in the Student union drunk with no girls.
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