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Monday, 1 October 2012

A sleazy guy in a sleazy scenario






A typical failed attempt of a guy trying to get back into a girls house.

Boy: Can I come back to yours?

Girl: No I am not that type of girl

Boy: Ok I just walk you to your front door

.... Later on at the front door

Now you’re thinking because you have walked her all the way back talking to her and doing everything all those magazines say ‘Ask her loads of questions and let her talk about herself’ hoping that she will think you’re not like the rest (which you are) and that you’re a gentleman with her warming to the idea of letting you back in so you ask again.

Boy: I really think your beautiful you going to let me in?

Girl: No because I know what will happen

Boy:  Ok can I just come in and use your toilet?

Girl: I am not going to fall for that one.

Boy:  I promise you if you let me in I won’t try anything we could just cuddle and stuff I make you a cup of tea and taste (seriously clutching at straws now)

Girl: You have my number if you want to see me again text me and we do something.
In reality you won’t ever text her unless it’s like 2:05 and you’re in the Student union drunk with no girls.

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