You know when you’re at the bar or on the train and you
catch the eye of a very decent looking female and you thinking;
‘Raah she’s quite pretty is she on it? as she might have
just had something in her eye but I’m quite sure she winked at me.’
Then your eyes cross again and now you’re thinking
‘hmm she still might have something in here eye but the big
question here is does she like black guys?’
Be it if she is Asian, Black, Mixed Race, Oriental or White,
there are many tell tale signs that you can look for in a female to obtain
whether she likes black guys or not. I have compiled a tongue in cheek list
below of the most common:
- Her display picture on her Facebook, Twitter, BBM or Whatsapp is off her back off (or lack of back off in some deluded cases. You know the bait carefully choreographed shot with her back to the camera with her batty poking out and her head turned looking over her shoulder towards the camera like ‘O I didn’t know you was going to take a picture girly I am so surprised’
- She throws up gang signs in her pictures I have said it before it looks ludicrously stupid when guys do it ‘you ain’t in no West coast gang fool’ (said in my best Snopp Dogg impression) but I digress girls who throw up gang signs in their pictures like their guys with colour and I’m not talking St Tropez here.
- If you see her out wearing a Snapback, high tops and a pair of jeggings combo then yes she likes black guys
- Her baby names for her future children consist of, Deshayne, Lebron, Demarcus, Drake (LoLz),
- They go crazy when they see black or mixed race babies and they can be heard saying ‘Awww I so want one’ talking like the child’s a Louis Vuittin bag
- She likes Funky house....I mean who really actual likes Funky House male or female?
- They go IF Bar (for those who live in London you will know what I am on about)
- They idolise Niki Minaj and believe the world would be a better place if she ran it
- And Rhiannon should be her second in command as she is the most qualified to do so
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