This blog entry is about hungry guys. Now before I go on I
want to make it clear I am not talking about a bloke who skipped breakfast and
his bellies grumbling and there is still like 4 hours till his lunch break. I
am talking about guys who will literally try to sleep with anything that looks
remotely female. These hungry guys mess it up for the rest of us guys (who are
not hungry) when it comes to girls. A
hungry guy will say anything, do anything, to get a girl, his tactics in
achieving this goal are bumbling at best.
For example this a normal text conversation a normal guy would have with a girl
Guy: Hi you alright
how is it going?
Girl: Fine thanks you?
Guy: Yeah I’m good,
have you got any plans for the weekend?
Girl: I’m out Friday night
otherwise then that nothing you?
Guy: Nothing planned,
well do you fancy doing something Saturday nothing heavy just a couple of
drinks somewhere?
Girl: Urm not sure as
I probs be hungover
Guy: LoL yeah we both
know you love your double vodkas, no worries maybe some over time then?
Girl: haha I do love
my vodka.....well if your not busy Sunday we could do something
Now a hungry guys BBM conversation as Hungry guys don’t text
they BBM or whatsapp
Hungry Guy: Wa Gwan
Girl: Huh?
Hungry Guy: Where r u?
Girl: I’m at my house
Hungry Guy: Cum link
me
Girl: No! It’s like
1:30 in the morning
Hungry Guy: Cum link
me
Girl: I said no!
Hungry Guy: Skeen
No Reply from Girl
Hungry Guy: Your tits
like peng in your display pic what size are they?
Girl: Why am I going
to tell you what size they are it’s none of your business?
Hungry Guy: Manz a tit
man innit, I need to know what size they r so I know wot Im dealing with when u
link me
Girl: I told you I am
not linking you! Not now! Not ever!
Hungry Guy: Skeen,
send man a pic of your tits innit
No reply from girl
Hungry Guy: I like u
innit babez thats why I wanna see those titties
No reply from girl
Hungry Guy: Cum link
me
No reply from girl
Hungry Guy: Or I cum
link u innit manz got a whip
As you have guessed it a hungry guy has no tact or game
whatsoever, his sole purpose is to get girls as quickly as possible. Now you’re probably
thinking well a hungry guy just sounds like a player what’s the difference? Besides the obvious that players have game (otherwise
how would they play all those girls lolz) hungry guys don’t, but the
fundamental difference is a player is usually a very narcissistic person, who
has a line which he will not cross in belittling himself, when it comes to the chase of a girl. Hungry guys have no depth to the level they would steep to
when it comes to belittling themselves just to get a titty picture let alone
actual sex.
Earlier in the entry I said that ‘Hungry guy’s fuck it up
for the rest of us guys who are not hungry’ why? Well like players fuck it up
for us guys who are not players by destroying the girls trust in men they had played.
Hungry guys fuck it up for us by gassing up girls heads into believing they are
celebrities.
How do Hungry guys gas up girls? Well by the constant
attention they give them. We all know plenty of girls who stick up screen munches
of their dead BBM conversations from a hungry guy pasting it all over their
different social networking pages, usually with the caption ‘look at this fool’ or with a hast tag
#Nogame, but why is this guy on your BBM or why are you texting him if his a
fool? Simple reason these girls have gotten so high of the gas that they love
the attention of these hungry guys like it’s their mini fan club.
So if you’re
a girl reading this entry I will give you a list of a few symptoms to check to
see if you suffer from
‘Highly gassed of Hungry guys disease’
- You have like way over 200 contacts on your BBM the majority being random guys you do not know or have ever met
- You have your BBM on twitter on you bio bit
- You screen munch most of your conversations on BBM you have with men
- Your display pic at one stage on your BBM, Whatsapp, or anyone of the others has been a cleavage shot, a picture of your tongue bar, you finger in your mouth in a sexual manner or just you in your knickers and bra(over gassed)
- And you have gotten really pissed off when none of the hungry guys you have on your BBM or whatsapp do not make a comment covered in sexual innuendo about your picture (see above)
Now if you are a guy reading this and you want to know if
you suffer from Hungry Guy Syndrome I have also compiled a self diagnosis list
- You add random girls on Facebook who you have no mutual friends with
- You have lost count on the amount of times you have sent pictures of your penis to random girls
- You have sent a video of you playing with yourself to a girl (If you have done this you suffer highly from Hungry Guy Syndrome and you should go see a doctor)
- When you text girls 4 times out of 5 the reply back from her usually is this ‘Who is this?’
- You put your BBM pin everywhere
- You constantly lie to girls when they ask you where you got their numbers from
- You message random girls on Facebook dodgy messages such as ‘Spit or Swallow’ not even ‘do you’ just ‘Spit or Swallow
- You have an account on
Chatroulette
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