The Random Facebook add or Twitter follow

It’s a myth there is nothing random about this act

We have all been there. We’ve logged onto our Facebook or Twitter to see we’ve a new friend request or follower we click it to see who it is and lo and behold we haven’t a scooby doo who this person is. No mutual friends no nothing. We then send them a message politely asking:

‘Hi sorry but do I know you’

In which we get the dreaded:

‘Nah just a random add’

Nah just a random follow

A random add/follow is never a random add/follow; there is no such thing. What the fuck is a random add/follow anyways?  It’s a bait manoeuvre made by someone with a clear-cut motive. Both sexes are equally bad for doing this, listed below are some of the reasons:

• They simply want to sleep with you but they are not going to let on with already looking desperate by randomly adding or following you.

• You’re being set up…no you’re not paranoid you’re being set up either by someone you have recently been seeing and they are trying to see how committed you’re by getting someone they know to throw themselves at you.

• Your crazy ex partner wants to find out if you’re seeing someone new, or extracting information on you about your relationship with him or her.

• They are a creepy pervert (woman or man)

• A certified weirdo 

• A fraudster trying to swindle you

So you see there is nothing random with this act.  So in future beware the random add/follow.

You don't sell to your rivals...Unless your Jose Mourino

Football is full of clichéd sayings and Do’s and Don’ts. One prominent one is ‘You don’t sell to your rivals’ Jose Mourinho has just gone and broken that. Some people are questioning Mourinho actions over allowing Juan Mata's £37m transfer (a player who has arguably been Chelsea’s best player for the last two seasons) to Manchester United.

Are United seen as rivals to Chelsea at this present moment or in the future? I believe Mourinho thinks not. Earlier on in the Season Mourinho said he didn’t allow the sell of Demba Ba to Arsenal, as he believed they would be serious title contenders with the addition of Demba Ba after already buying Mesut Ozil.

Had it been Manchester City or Arsenal bidding for Mata, then it would have been a different story Mourinho would have simply not sold to them. With the sale of Mata to United, it shows you how far United have fallen. Mata is a player with high quality a genuine number 10 who is a genuine match winner. At times over the last two seasons he has dragged Chelsea through games.  

So the fact that Mourinho would allow him to go to United shows you that not only does he not see United as rivals now but also he doesn’t see them as rivals in the foreseeable future. As Mata alone will not solve the problems at United.

How you know you're a Black male

This blog entry is about the certain stuff us black men encounter on a regular basis:

White girls with big arses automatically think you want to fuck them

Non-black fat women automatically think you want to date them

White middle class girls from the suburbs will be scared of you.

White middle class man will automatically think they can buy drugs of you, or you will know someone who can sell to them

At any music concert you will at least be asked twice ‘mate you got any pills’

People will automatically think you’re a great dancer

People will automatically think you’re a fast runner and could easily out run the roadrunner

Your white friends humour towards you will always consist of things like this:

When the lights go out or you’re in a dark place they will always say ‘Where did he go?’

When you say your hungry someone will quickly say ‘Do you want rice and peas?’

When you go out for and someone asks what do you want, someone will pipe up and say  ‘Rum and coke’

You will always get the so is it true what they say about you guys?’ (down below if your lost)

You always fell shifty no matter what when you pass the police

 If anything goes missing amongst you and your non-black friends you automatically fell like the prime suspect

The Dreaded One Worded Reply

 If you one word reply me I don’t care how sexy you’re or how big your tits are or how long your legs are I’m deleting your number. Straight delete, I’m going to edit contacts and Delete

There is nothing more annoying than when you text someone your courting a decent text which engages conversation only for them to text you 8 hours later with a one worded reply.  Yes we have all been there and we all know how fucking frustrating it is. Its even worse when they actual text you first, you reply back with an engaging text and they one word reply you….are you nuts?

Typical culprits of this unsavoury behaviour are:

People with huge egos

You know that girl or boy who think anybody who doesn’t find them attractive to be weird or strange. The Type of person who posts endless half naked Instagram pictures for likes to inflate their already over sized egos to bursting point.

Social networking Nitty

Due to them being on EVERY social networking site that's out there and every social networking mobile app imaginable. They have contracted a contagious disease called Megaily-gassed disease this is brought on by them interacting with complete strangers on the Internet who are drawn to them through half naked slaggy pictures and bare chested abs on display poutng pictures. These strangers in turn tell the said disease sufferer how wonderful they’re on a hourly basis resulting in Megaily-gassed disease. The main symptom of this is the person thinking their shit doesn’t stink and that everyone wants to fuck them. Giving them a false sense of invincibility believing they can one word reply everyone that comes into contact with them.

Just socially inept

That type of  ‘A Village is missing an Idiot’ type of person. It can’t be helped some people are just socially inept.  You know you’re talking to them and you start thinking ‘are they trying to mug me off?’ Then you realise ‘o shit that’s actual them being normal’

And finally they are just an arsehole. Anyone who tries to Bwoy you off (mug you off) after you have been nothing but nice to them is an arsehole and you should just delete their number

'Hell on Wheels' Your next TV Show you should be watching

Hell on wheels is a TV show I first heard about prior to it first premiere back in 2011. I had read the synopsis of the show and saw the trailer and was like ‘I will keep an eye out for the pilot’ Two years later I've finally watched it, and all I can say is what was I doing waiting so long to watch this wonderful TV show. The only good thing for me being so late to the party, was that I got to binge on 3 seasons back to back.

This is a hellish show, set in a hellish place, populated with hellish people some naturally hellish some turned hellish, from the actions and situations placed upon them. Hell on Wheels centers on the settlement that accompanied the construction of First Transcontinental Railroad, referred to as "Hell on Wheels" by the Union Pacific company men, surveyors, support workers, laborers, prostitutes, mercenaries, and others who made the mobile encampment their home. It stars Anson Mount as Cullen Bohannon, a former Confederate soldier who works as a foreman on the railroad while attempting to track down the Union soldiers who murdered his wife and young son. He later becomes the chief engineer. He strikes up an unlikely love hate friendship with a recently freed slave Elam Ferguson played by the rapper Common. Their complicated friendship is up there with Breaking Bad’s unlikely duo Walter White and Jesse Pinkman and is a joy to watch unfold.

The character development in this show is of the highest order. I remember  watching the pilot with the scene when Cullen first meets the Irish Immigrant brother’s Mickey and Sean. Who both came across cliched, and that didn't bold well for the other characters naturally. I was proven wrong, no character is clichéd but the other ‘C’ word 'Complex'. The characters are all driven with a selfishly pursuit stoked with a furious commitment to their wants and needs. This brings about heart wrenching and jaw dropping plot developments, twists and turns. When you think the show is treading thin water with being safe and clichéd something happens that blows that out of the water. I have at times sat back and been left truly speechless with a  ‘WTF just happened’ moment.

This is a show with a lot of action it doesn't rest at all it truly moves as Hell on Wheels. With more hellish stuff happening as it rides on. It's a show that has transformed itself into something more than the original idea of a mans vengeance. Season 2 was some of the best TV I have watched in the last couple of years the finale was truly breath taking and I urge you to watch the Show if anything but for that.

It has been renewed for a 4^th season that will premiere in the summer (2014) so sit back and binge on the current 3 seasons on offer. You will not be disappointed.

Here is a trailer for Season 1: