Hungry guys = Gassed up girls

This blog entry is about hungry guys. Now before I go on I want to make it clear I am not talking about a bloke who skipped breakfast and his bellies grumbling and there is still like 4 hours till his lunch break. I am talking about guys who will literally try to sleep with anything that looks remotely female. These hungry guys mess it up for the rest of us guys (who are not hungry) when it comes to girls.  A hungry guy will say anything, do anything, to get a girl, his tactics in achieving this goal are bumbling at best.

For example this a normal text conversation a normal guy would have with a girl

Guy: Hi you alright how is it going?

Girl: Fine thanks you?

Guy: Yeah I’m good, have you got any plans for the weekend?

Girl: I’m out Friday night otherwise then that nothing you?

Guy: Nothing planned, well do you fancy doing something Saturday nothing heavy just a couple of drinks somewhere?

Girl: Urm not sure as I probs be hungover

Guy: LoL yeah we both know you love your double vodkas, no worries maybe some over time then?

Girl: haha I do love my vodka.....well if your not busy Sunday we could do something

Now a hungry guys BBM conversation as Hungry guys don’t text they BBM or whatsapp

Hungry Guy: Wa Gwan

Girl: Huh?

Hungry Guy: Where r u?

Girl: I’m at my house

Hungry Guy: Cum link me

Girl: No! It’s like 1:30 in the morning

Hungry Guy: Cum link me

Girl: I said no!

Hungry Guy: Skeen

No Reply from Girl

Hungry Guy: Your tits like peng in your display pic what size are they?

Girl: Why am I going to tell you what size they are it’s none of your business?

Hungry Guy: Manz a tit man innit, I need to know what size they r so I know wot Im dealing with when u link me

Girl: I told you I am not linking you! Not now! Not ever!

Hungry Guy: Skeen, send man a pic of your tits innit

No reply from girl

Hungry Guy: I like u innit babez thats why I wanna see those titties

No reply from girl

Hungry Guy: Cum link me

No reply from girl

Hungry Guy: Or I cum link u innit manz got a whip

As you have guessed it a hungry guy has no tact or game whatsoever, his sole purpose is to get girls as quickly as possible. Now you’re probably thinking well a hungry guy just sounds like a player what’s the difference?  Besides the obvious that players have game (otherwise how would they play all those girls lolz) hungry guys don’t, but the fundamental difference is a player is usually a very narcissistic person, who has a line which he will not cross in belittling himself, when it comes to the chase of a girl. Hungry guys have no depth to the level they would steep to when it comes to belittling themselves just to get a titty picture let alone actual sex.

Earlier in the entry I said that ‘Hungry guy’s fuck it up for the rest of us guys who are not hungry’ why? Well like players fuck it up for us guys who are not players by destroying the girls trust in men they had played. Hungry guys fuck it up for us by gassing up girls heads into believing they are celebrities.

How do Hungry guys gas up girls? Well by the constant attention they give them. We all know plenty of girls who stick up screen munches of their dead BBM conversations from a hungry guy pasting it all over their different social networking pages, usually with the caption ‘look at this fool’ or with a hast tag #Nogame, but why is this guy on your BBM or why are you texting him if his a fool? Simple reason these girls have gotten so high of the gas that they love the attention of these hungry guys like it’s their mini fan club. 

So if you’re a girl reading this entry I will give you a list of a few symptoms to check to see if you suffer from

‘Highly gassed of Hungry guys disease’

• You have like way over 200 contacts on your BBM the majority being random guys you do not know or have ever met
• You have your BBM on twitter on you bio bit
• You screen munch most of your conversations on BBM you have with men
• Your display pic at one stage on your BBM, Whatsapp, or anyone of the others has been a cleavage shot, a picture of your tongue bar, you finger in your mouth in a sexual manner or just you in your knickers and bra(over gassed)
• And you have gotten really pissed off when none of the hungry guys you have on your BBM or whatsapp do not make a comment covered in sexual innuendo about your picture (see above)

Now if you are a guy reading this and you want to know if you suffer from Hungry Guy Syndrome I have also compiled a self diagnosis list

• You add random girls on Facebook who you have no mutual friends with
• You have lost count on the amount of times you have sent pictures of your penis to random girls
• You have sent a video of you playing with yourself to a girl (If you have done this you suffer highly from Hungry Guy Syndrome and you should go see a doctor)
• When you text girls 4 times out of 5 the reply back from her usually is this ‘Who is this?’
• You put your BBM pin everywhere
• You constantly lie to girls when they ask you where you got their numbers from
• You message random girls on Facebook dodgy messages such as ‘Spit or Swallow’ not even ‘do you’ just ‘Spit or Swallow
•  You have an account on Chatroulette                        

How to tell she likes black guys

You know when you’re at the bar or on the train and you catch the eye of a very decent looking female and you thinking;

‘Raah she’s quite pretty is she on it? as she might have just had something in her eye but I’m quite sure she winked at me.’

Then your eyes cross again and now you’re thinking

‘hmm she still might have something in here eye but the big question here is does she like black guys?’

Be it if she is Asian, Black, Mixed Race, Oriental or White, there are many tell tale signs that you can look for in a female to obtain whether she likes black guys or not. I have compiled a tongue in cheek list below of the most common:

• Her display picture on her Facebook, Twitter, BBM or Whatsapp is off her back off (or lack of back off in some deluded cases. You know the bait carefully choreographed shot with her back to the camera with her batty poking out and her head turned looking over her shoulder towards the camera like ‘O I didn’t know you was going to take a picture girly I am so surprised’
• She throws up gang signs in her pictures I have said it before it looks ludicrously stupid when guys do it ‘you ain’t in no West coast gang fool’ (said in my best Snopp Dogg impression) but I digress girls who throw up gang signs in their pictures like their guys with colour and I’m not talking St Tropez here.
• If you see her out wearing a Snapback, high tops and a pair of jeggings combo then yes she likes black guys
• Her baby names for her future children consist of, Deshayne, Lebron, Demarcus, Drake (LoLz),
• They go crazy when they see black or mixed race babies and they can be heard saying ‘Awww I so want one’ talking like the child’s a Louis Vuittin bag
• She likes Funky house....I mean who really actual likes Funky House male or female?
• They go IF Bar (for those who live in London you will know what I am on about)
• They idolise Niki Minaj and believe the world would be a better place if she ran it
• And Rhiannon should be her second in command as she is the most qualified to do so

Black guys acting white

'It’s a sad world where being black and trying to get educated is seen as trying to be white'

Choc Ice, Coconut, Bounty, what do these words have in common? They are used as a derogatory slur when describing a black person trying to be white. From personal experience I know what it is like to be called a coconut, a bounty, my friends used to call me these words when we were growing up. I am a baby of the Brit Pop era, Oasis, Blur, Suede, Kula Shaker, Ash, and Garbage the list of these bands from that era of music can go on. I was a massive Oasis fan one of my favourite songs of all time is ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’ I know all the words to it and several of their other hits. I loved reading and creative writing. The things I was interested in was seen as weird, why? Because I was Black, my friends (white and Black) could not understand how I could like stuff like that, as I was black it is not the things black people are into.

I remember a friend introducing me once to a girl he had just meet saying:

‘This is my mate, he is a white man in disguise, and he likes Oasis how weird is that?’

It’s understandable at that age for kids in Secondary school not to try and be different and poke fun at others who are as the consequences of not fitting in can result into being ostracised and bullied. I didn't get bullied for what I liked in school, maybe because I played football for the school team and that I hung around with the so called in crowd that I got away with it, or maybe it was my fierce nature to do what I want and like what I liked I don’t know, but what I do know there is a set template that black guys have to follow in order to be viewed as being black and in many people’s eyes i didn’t follow it.

Fast forward to me in my late 20’s A few days ago a woman said this to me in comment to a blog entry I wrote last year;

‘I read your blog, and in my opinion a white guy acting black is pretty bad, but a black guy acting white is even worse.’

Her whole argument was based on that Black men either break dance or body pop (based on probably watching too much Britain’s Got Talent), rap, sing or just sell drugs, and for a black man to go to University or even simply try to articulate his opinions on issues that affect our society today in a blog is him trying to be white. I was gobsmacked due to the woman’s age she was 52. This brings me onto what Barack Obama said in 2004 in his keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention:  

‘Children can’t achieve unless we raise their expectations and turn off the television sets and eradicate the slander that says a black youth with a book is acting white.’

It is these low expectations of what a black man can and can’t do, that is damaging a generation. Young black guys who are afraid to be deemed as different by knuckling down and studying or liking things that might be deemed as too white for them to like.

It is more rewarding and cool to be a so called ‘bad man’ a ‘Top boy’ at school then it is to be a smart articulate one, especially if you’re black. Every guy I knew who was that bad man at school have always told me they wished they had tried harder at school and how that they’re going to make sure their kids knuckle down. Think about all that lost potential of some of these guys who knows what they could have achieved?

I have mentioned several times this template of being a Black man, now I will detail it to you this has been complied by many years of experience.

Most like rap music

Thinks reading books are for dickheads

Almost went to prison

Smokes weed

Can dance like Chris Brown

At least owns one pair of Nike Air Max’s

And wear the laces in a ludicrous way

Never heard of Indie music

Thinks Oasis is just a fruit drink

Puts an ‘S’ on the end of every word ‘I don’t know how to use the internets’ ‘I want an iphones’ ‘nah man I’m not on Facebooks’

Is Caribbean

Doesn't wear the shoes kickers (a girl actual said to me a  few years back when commenting on my Kickers real black men don’t wear Kickers)

In all seriousness this is an issue that has been affecting black communities all across the world. It is sad that it is seen as a black kid trying to act white because he wanted to be educated. It is something that needs to be addressed quickly.

A sleazy guy in a sleazy scenario

A typical failed attempt of a guy trying to get back into a girls house.

Boy: Can I come back to yours?

Girl: No I am not that type of girl

Boy: Ok I just walk you to your front door

.... Later on at the front door

Now you’re thinking because you have walked her all the way back talking to her and doing everything all those magazines say ‘Ask her loads of questions and let her talk about herself’ hoping that she will think you’re not like the rest (which you are) and that you’re a gentleman with her warming to the idea of letting you back in so you ask again.

Boy: I really think your beautiful you going to let me in?

Girl: No because I know what will happen

Boy:  Ok can I just come in and use your toilet?

Girl: I am not going to fall for that one.

Boy:  I promise you if you let me in I won’t try anything we could just cuddle and stuff I make you a cup of tea and taste (seriously clutching at straws now)

Girl: You have my number if you want to see me again text me and we do something.

In reality you won’t ever text her unless it’s like 2:05 and you’re in the Student union drunk with no girls.